Last night he and I were having a little one-on-one time and the conversation turned to babies. We've had several friends give birth recently, and another is due in a few weeks, so babies are on his mind, and oh, not to mention that he's mildly obsessed with having a baby brother.
Corban: "When a baby comes out, does it hurt?"
Me: (big pause) "Well, yes it does. But only for a little while, then you're so happy to have the baby and you feel better."
Corban: "There must be a hole for it to come out of. And I know the doctor helps."
Me: (longer pause....why am I always the one to get stuck in these conversations?) "Yes, there is. And the baby slides right out."
Corban: "Yeah, because it's wet."
Me: "Uh huh....." (thinking, how did he remember that? From a new baby book? not sure)
Corban: "So, where is the hole?"
Me: (why, why, why me?) "It's in the mommy's private parts".
Corban: "I think it's time to go brush my teeth now."
End of conversation. Whew.
End of conversation. Whew.
Not looking forward to these conversations...I will say I think you handled it well!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Amanda. It's just not what you expect from a kid so young. Back when I was pregnant with Annika, he started asking similar questions, at only 3.5 years old! I couldn't believe it. He even told me after she was born that next time I have a baby, he's going to watch! Yeah, I don't think so.
ReplyDeleteThat's so funny... I just had to answer the very same question from Katie just a couple of nights ago! "Mommy, where does the baby come out? Because there isn't a hole big enough in your tummy, so how does it get out??"
ReplyDeleteI just gave pretty much the same answer you did.
Sarah