Never a dull moment

So, if you saw an empty dogfood bag in your kitchen, what would you do with it? If you were 4 years old and your name was Corban, and you had just had a bath, you would definitely pick up the bag and turn it upside down on your head. Oh, then you'd discover that "empty" dogfood bags are never truly empty and the top of your head, as well as the floor in a 3-foot radius around you, was covered with crumbs. Of dogfood. Whoops. Maybe next time you'll know better.